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<BR><B><FONT SIZE=+2>Emoticons</FONT></B>
<BLOCKQUOTE>Ob diese Sammlung nicht ursprünglich aus dem Internet
stammt? Die englische Sprache läßt es vermuten, da es mit angeblich
250 Emoticons jedoch die umfangreichste Sammlung von "Smileys" ist, habe
ich Sie hier mal einfach übernommen.</BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BR>:-{) User
has a moustache
<BR>'-)
User is winking at you
<BR>;-)
Wink...or bad plastic surgery?
<BR>:-{
User is a vampire
<BR>:-E User
is a bucktoothed vampire
<BR>|-{ Charlie
Brownicon ("Good Grief!")
<BR>:-} Love
or just good scotch?
<BR>8-O User is shocked
<BR>:-,
User is perplexed
<BR>:-f
User is both bucktoothed and perplexed
<BR><:-0 Eeek!
<BR>:-1 User
smirks
<P>:-Q User is a
smoker
<BR>:-? User
smokes a pipe
<BR>:-" User
has pursed lips
<BR>:-9 User is licking
his/her lips
<BR>C=:-) User is a chef
<BR>{_}0 Coffee calls….
<BR>:-r Bleaggh…need
to brew a fresh pot
<BR>:~) User has
broken nose
<BR>|~( User has
broken nose and is still in pain
<BR>:-v User is speaking
out of the side of their mouth
<BR>:-V User is shouting
at person using the next terminal
<P>B-D User plays in rock band
<BR>B-D}}} User plays with ZZ Top
<BR>\:) User
is Ronald Reagan...or Nancy giving dictation
<BR>7:) User is a
Ronald Reagan imitator
<BR>:-w User speaks with
forked tongue
<BR>:-W User speaks with forked
tongue and insists you listen
<BR>:<) User is
from an Ivy League School
<BR><I==I) User is talking on their car phone
<BR>>y==X) User talking on car phone just drove into a tree
<BR>8^{} User is prying jaws open with
vise to display amazement
<BR>+-:-) User is the Pope or
holds some other religious office
<P>`:-) User shaved
one of his eyebrows off this morning
<BR>O:-) User is an angel (at
heart, at least)
<BR>:-S User just
made an incoherent statement
<BR>*<:-) User is wearing a Santa
Claus Hat
<BR>:-o Uh oh...
<BR>(8-o ...it's Mr. Bill!
<BR>*:o) User is a bozo
<BR>3:] Pet smiley
<BR>3:[ Mean pet
smiley
<BR>d8= Beaver wearing goggles
and a hard hat
<BR>E-:-) User is a HAM radio operator
<BR>%-6 User is braindead
<P>[:-) User is wearing
a portable stereo
<BR>(:I User
is an egghead
<BR>8-] User is stoned
<BR>*L* User is totalled
<BR>:-(*) User on verge of vomiting
at the excess of smileys
<BR><:-I User is a dunce
<BR>+<.'v User is a knight who is
busy with something away from the terminal
<BR>K:P User wears a propeller
beanie
<BR>:-)' User
drools
<BR>@:-) User wears a turban
<BR>
User wishes to remain anonymous
<P>X-( User just
died
<BR>X==[ User just died with their
boots on
<BR>X-) User just
died happy
<BR>]X###[ User just died in bed
<BR>]X==+=[ User (m or f) just died very happy
<BR>C=}>;*{O) Classic overkill smiley: user is a drunk,
sly chef with moustache, toupee and double
<BR>
chin in and is caught in an updraft
<BR>:-x User sucks
lemons
<BR>:-> User is just
some happy square
<BR>:-C Stock drops...so
does the jaw
<BR>:-< User is
forlorn
<P>[:] User is a
robot
<BR>>>-O-> User had a bad day at the Little Bighorn
<BR>:V User
is a woodpecker
<BR>8:-) User is a little
girl
<BR>:-)-8 User is a big girl
<BR>|)
User is a salamander
<BR>@|@ User has been surfing too long
<BR>*-<:-{{{ User is Santa
<BR>}:-}{{W-- User is Satan…or dyslexic and attempting
to be Santa
<BR>=|:-)= User is Abe Lincoln or a
really cheap imitation Santa
<BR>o-<:-{{{ User is a cheap imitation Santa
<P>{:-) User wears a toupee
<BR>}:-( Toupee in an updraft
<BR>*| User
loves a sunset
<BR>:-, Smirk
<BR>:-\ 8o User after cold shower
<BR>:-\ User is Popeye
<BR>:-? User licks
their lips
<BR>:^T User's lips are
zipped
<BR>:^P User is sticking
tongue out at you
<BR>>:^( User is an Amazonian
headhunter
<BR>7:) User is a
Ronald Reagan imitator
<BR>>w User is thumbing
their nose at you
<P>(-_-) User gives you a secret
smile
<BR>|-<> Kissy-face
<BR>@-) User is a happy
cyclops
<BR>@-() User is a hungry cyclops
<BR>C-| User is a
cyclops with a squint
<BR>Q-) Cyclops winking
<BR><:>== User is a turkey
<BR>MSN User is trying not to be, but is
still a turkey
<BR>:= | User is
a baboon
<BR>8=[} User is a lemur
<BR>%-<I> User is happy drunk
<BR>*-} User is beyond
drunk
<P>%
User has had a cycling accident
<BR>:-O>-o User is an American tourist (oh joy)
<BR>:'O User is pretending
to be Bob Hope
<BR>:Q) User is John
Q. Public
<BR>>-) User is a
sly one
<BR>>-( Not a happy
camper
<BR>(-::-( User is two-faced
<BR>:<= User is
a walrus
<BR>:~| User
is punchy
<BR>-:-) User has
a mohawk cut
<BR>{:\/ User is
talking like a duck
<BR>:-$ User insists
you put your money where your mouth is
<P>:-: User is French
(jou notice ze accent?)
<BR>:-& Tongue-tied
<BR>::-) User is four-eyed
<BR>i-) User is a
private investigator
<BR>.-) User is keeping
an eye out
<BR>.-) "I told you
you'd put your eye out with that!"
<BR>&-) User needs opera
glasses to see terminal screen
<BR>=:-) User is a hosehead
<BR>8-) The Madman Strikes
Again
<BR>#-) User is auditioning
for part of Lieutenant Geordie LaForge
<P>:-| User
says: "Have a day"
<BR>*:* User is a little
fuzzy
<BR>%-{ User has been at the terminal
too long
<BR>%~v User needs medical attention
<BR>#:-) User is Cosmo Frasier
<BR>^): User has
perceptual difficulties or is a post-nuclear baby
<BR>O|-l User has been hit by
falling rock
<BR>:-(=) User has big teeth
<BR>(:)-) User is a scuba diver
<BR>~= User lights
a candle...the flame is on
<BR>~====== Better call the bomb squad
<P>-= User
douses a candle...this flame is over
<BR>P-) User is a
pirate
<BR>~~\8-O User needs to fix frayed cord on monitor
<BR>~~:-( User is a hothead
<BR>|:-| User
needs to loosen up
<BR>d :-o User doffs their hat
to you
<BR>:8) User
is a pig
<BR>8+() User is either Tina
Turner or a British Lord
<BR>*~8-} User has a lit fuse coming out of their
head
<BR>B-{= User is either a vampire,
a beaver or just some dork
<P>@-} User is a cyborg on a
good day
<BR>:(\
User smokes...
<BR> !
and hates it
<BR>B(\ User smokes...
<BR> !
and thinks it makes them look cool
<BR>:-6 User
finds your remark sour
<BR>:-{} User wears heavy
lipstick
<BR>:^( User's
nose is out of joint
<BR>:-[ ] User breaks out
the Jaws of Death
<BR>8-* User just ate a
hot pepper
<BR>R-) User has broken
glasses
<P>S-) User has crooked
glasses
<BR><{:-)[ User has been stuffed into
a rocket
<BR>=[{:-(] User has been stuffed into a bottle
<BR>=[{:-)] User has been stuffed into a Scotch
bottle
<BR> )
Cheshire smiley
<BR>>-o ^^^^: User zipped fly too fast
<BR>p-) User wears
a monocle
<BR>[:] User
is being crushed by heavy machinery
<BR>(-E: User wears bifocals
<BR>L-) User has
a funky hairdo
<BR>T-) User wears
weird glasses
<P>H-) User is cross-eyed
<BR>(:-) User never
computes without protective headgear
<BR>oo User's
headlights are on
<BR>O>-<|= Women only please...
<BR>o>8<|= Interesting women only please...
<BR>o[#|== Men only please...
<BR>o[#+== Oh, puh-lease...
<BR>}:-( User is
bull-headed
<BR>;-)
Winkie
<BR>o{=8~~ User farts in your general direction
<BR>(:>-< User thought you
were a cop
<BR>|-(
User is having another late night at the terminal
<P>:-{#} User wears braces
<BR>@= User digs nuclear
explosions
<BR>(:-# User wishes they
hadn't said that
<BR>:-` User
chews tobacco
<BR>:-) )-: User has a theatrical bent
<BR>d:-) User is a trucker
(or a baseball fan
<BR>q:-) User is a rapper,
a catcher, or doesn't know how to put on a ball cap
<BR>(:-$ User had bad pizza
for dinner
<BR>(:+) User wants you
to know they have an enormous...nose
<BR>(:=) User has two noses
<P>(\/) User has
extremely large ears
<BR>** User enjoys
winter sports
<BR>(:<) User is a blabbermouth
<BR>=) User
is psychotically happy
<BR>||*) Handshake
accepted
<BR>&-| User
is very sad
<BR>:-) -8 User is sexually aroused
(m)
<BR>!-( % User attempted to display
arousal to wrong person
<BR>:-(O) User is in your face
<BR>=|:-) User wears a top hat
<BR>&:-) User has curly hair
<BR>@:-) User has wavy hair
<P>*:** User is a bit blurry
<BR>:-8( User is looking
down on you
<BR>...---... Emergency
<BR>#$%^@# Encrypted emoticon;
<BR>(:-|K- Formal chat requested
<BR>l= Chat
requested regarding housing in Arizona
<BR>B-) User is Batman
<BR>->- User sells airline
tickets
<BR>>;-> User is giving you the evil
eye
<BR><|-( User is Chinese
and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<BR>=0== - User is Mexican or a stylish woman on a railroad
track
<BR>=t== - User is Mexican or a stylish woman who has
been run over by train
<P>M:-) User salutes you
<BR><:-)<<| User is an astronaut
<BR>(:-... User's heart is broken
<BR>~M`'~ User is a very intelligent camel
<BR>:-)!!! User is Sam Kinison
<BR>>|-> User is an elder Chinese
national…approach with respect
<BR>:-(%) User has tonsillitis or a
fly in their throat
<BR><<<<(:-) User sells hats
<BR>{O--< User is a dead fish...or thinks you
are
<BR>@>--->---- User offers you a rose
<BR>(:-{~ User has moustache
and drools
<P>{} User
makes no comment
<BR>O-S-< User is in a hurry
<BR>O-Z-< User is awkward and in a hurry
<BR>O-&-< User is getting impatient
<BR>-|==>- User is a user
<BR>XXXXXXXXXXX User has copy-protected their emoticon
<BR>==:[OO']>:== User feels like they're being railroaded
<BR>8) User
is a frog
<BR>pp# User is a cow that wants
you to think they are a frog
<BR>O-G-< User thinks they should come first
<BR>%\v User is a Picasso fan
<P>[] User
gives you a hug
<BR>||
Chat requested regarding four-wheel drive vehicles
<BR>@O=E<= User wears a skirt and
a turtleneck sweater
<BR>6\/) User is an elephant
<BR>__Q~`__ User is a cat
<BR>-( User
ought to know enough to wear safety glasses around lasers
<BR>:-'| User has
a cold
<BR>;^? User got their
lights punched out
<BR>C:# User is a football
player
<BR>((-) User needs a haircut
<BR>:-a User can
lick their own nose (see "dork")
<P>%*@:-( User is hung over
<BR>-=#:-) User is a wizard
<BR>!-| User
is a Cylon
<BR>i-=<***** User has flamethrower
<BR>i-=<*****X-( User has flamethrower and uses it
<BR>:-" User smokes
two cigarettes at once
<BR>Q:-) User is a recent graduate
<BR>($^}>==[ User has successfully sued us for
copyright violation regarding unlicensed use of a smiley
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Tja, die einfachsten Dinge scheinen hier aber mal wieder zu
fehlen:
<BR>:-) lach mal wieder, ist freundlich
gemeint
<BR>:-( jetzt bin ich aber sauer/traurig
<BR>(-: bin fröhlicher Linkshänder
<BR>)-8 nicht gerade fröhlicher, brillentragender
Linkshänder
<BR>=-8>+ linkshändiger, kirchlicher Würdenträger
mit Brille, im Nebenberuf Vampir (((-;
<P>Wie, Du oben haben nix verstanden weil Du nix sprechen englisch? Na,
sollst es ja auch lesen, nicht
<BR>sprechen, entweder suchst Du Dir jetzt unter der Rubrik "Meine Lesezeichen"
ein Online-Wörterbuch raus oder Du schickst mir im Format <A HREF="mailto:gbuderus@rocketmail.com"><IMG SRC="breitbld.gif" ALT="Mehl an Gunnar" HEIGHT=26 WIDTH=72></A>
ein Mehl zwecks Bitte um Übersetzung. Werde das Ding bei Gelegenheit
eh' mal übersetzen, kann sich nur noch um Jahre handeln.
<BR><A HREF="mailto:gunnar@thepentagon.com"></A> </BLOCKQUOTE>
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